MEATS MEATS™ / Edition 0007
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MEATS MEATS

Edition No. 0007 / 2026

Berlin / Hamburg

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TARTARE

Your brand, raw.

Total · Net of VAT
€25.000
Non-negotiable
The Argument

Name. Claim. Position. The things your brand says before it has a logo, a website, or an opinion about serif fonts.

Names are found, not made. We charge for knowing where to look. Tartare is the rarest cut — pure linguistic protein. No styling. No softening. The first 10% of your brand, served on cold porcelain.

Spec Sheet

What sits on the plate.

TARTARE — the cut
01Brand Naming
02Strategic Claim / Payoff
03One-Line Positioning
04Category Reframe
05Brand Angle™
Price
€25.000
Duration
10 working days
Revisions
None
Format
Once
Who it's for
  • +Founders before the deck.
  • +Operators stuck on their fifth name workshop.
  • +Brands that need clarity, not consensus.
Who it's not
  • Anyone whose naming process involves a survey.
  • Committees of six.
  • People who 'just want options'.

"Tartare is served once. We don't fix it. We don't reheat it."

All commissions begin with a 50% deposit on signature. The price goes up Monday.

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