The Queue.
We don't take meetings. We don't do calls. We don't book intros. The Queue is the one entry point. It costs you nothing — except, possibly, your composure when you read the response.
Avg. ResponseWhen we feel like it
Earliest OpeningQ4 2026
Ahead of you047
Read rate~31%
Reply rate~6%
How to Submit
Tell us what's wrong with your brand. Be specific. Be honest. We will not bother responding to "I want a logo" or "like Apple but more approachable".
Brevity is rewarded. Subject lines that include a price range are read first. Subject lines that include the word "journey" are not read.
House Rules
- — No discovery calls
- — No proposals
- — No discounts
- — No rush jobs (unless it's Tuesday)
- — No revisions
Direct line / for the impatient
mietz@meatsmeats.comWe open the inbox once a week. Tuesdays. Sometimes.