MEATS MEATS™ / Edition 0007
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MEATS MEATS

Edition No. 0007 / 2026

Berlin / Hamburg

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THE CURE

Your brand, preserved.

Total · Net of VAT
€15.000
Non-negotiable
The Argument

Messaging. Lexicon. Tone. Narrative. Copy. The complete operating system for everything your brand will ever say.

Not a tone-of-voice document that sits in a Drive folder named 'Brand Assets (OLD).' The actual words. The actual rhythm. The sentences people steal without crediting you. The Cure keeps your voice from decomposing.

Spec Sheet

What sits on the plate.

THE CURE — the cut
01Messaging System
02Brand Lexicon™
03Voice Principles
04Narrative Hooks
05Sample Copy (Site / Pitch / Taglines)
Price
€15.000
Duration
14 working days
Revisions
None
Format
Once
Who it's for
  • +Brands with a name but no nervous system.
  • +Founders tired of writing every line themselves.
  • +Teams scaling past the founder's voice.
Who it's not
  • Brands that 'want to sound like everyone else but better'.
  • Anyone who says 'Apple but more approachable'.

"The Cure outlasts the rebrand. That's the point."

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