Not events. Rituals.
Three a year. Each one private, slow, deliberately uncomfortable. None advertised. None reviewed. None refundable. Taste first. Strategy second. Always.
MEATS MEETS MEAT™
Private brand dissection. Invite-only.
A 90-minute dissection at a private location. No deck. No agenda. We sit, we listen for 11 minutes, then we cut. You leave with a single-page Meat Memo™ — the most expensive piece of paper you'll ever fold into your back pocket.
- Date
- By appointment · 2026
- Location
- Berlin · Hamburg · Selected NDA-bound rooms
- Capacity
- 1 brand · 1 founder · 1 Butcher
- Price
- €8,000
MEAT GALA™
Once a year. Twelve unbuilt concepts plated. One wins.
An annual ritual. Twelve concepts from the vault, plated, defended, devoured. One leaves with a buyer. The others stay on ice for next year. Black tie. No phones. No press. The guest list is the work.
- Date
- Q4 2026 · Date by invitation
- Location
- Berlin · Specific address withheld
- Capacity
- 60 seats. 180 applications. 12 concepts.
- Price
- €2,500 / seat · €25,000 / table
MEAT THE BRAND™
Public autopsies of the best brand cuts ever served.
A live, on-stage dissection of one canonical brand per evening. The history. The thinking. The decisions that aged. The decisions that didn't. Open to civilians. Tickets are released the day-of, by SMS, to a list you cannot join voluntarily.
- Date
- Quarterly · Next: Q3 2026
- Location
- Various — venues confirmed 24h prior
- Capacity
- 120 seats per session
- Price
- €220 · €640 with the after-dinner